Top Ten Jobs I Would Like to Have But Don't Know How
1. Sommelier
2. Hair Stylist to the Stars
3. Master Carpenter/Furniture Designer
4. Contractor (specializing in historical preservation)
5. Poet Laureate
6. Seamstress/Dress-maker
7. Personal Assistant to an important political/public figure
8. Documentary Film Maker
9. Food Stylist (for print and television advertisements)
10. Philanthropist/President of My Own Charitable Trust
If anyone knows of an opening in any of these areas for someone with no experience or training, let me know. Seriously. I work cheap.
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Oh, and also:
Epidemiologist
Private Detective
Linguist
Member of a Barbershop Quartet
there's a traditional style barber shop around the corner from my house. just get three friends together (preferably those who can harmonize...i.e. not me), go in and start singing!
what exactly does an epidemiologist do?
I wanna flip houses! Can i do that?
When I was a wee lad, I was so good with crayons that I wanted to be a professional colorer. Not an artist or a painter - a colorer.
And then I grew up to be a graphic designer, which is a fancy word for a colorer who uses the computer.
I want to be a:
1. Ski Instructor
2. English teacher abroad
3. Music / Art therapist
4. Photographer
5. Greeting Card writer
6. and I have to agree with _The_Analyst on Sommelier. Yum.
Oh oh oh! This is fun!
1. Toe nail polish or lipstick color namer
2. Royal taster (to assure no poison comes to the lips of Her Highness)
3. Kept Woman
I want to name people's babies
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