"..."

Kudos go out to an unnamed source (you know who you are) who found this little gem nestled among the auto ads, gun show announcements, and lumber yard coupons that comprise the OZARK TRADING POST Weekly Shopper's Guide:




There are just no words. I don't even know where to begin.

I cannot, in good conscience, keep this one for myself. This must be a team effort. Who is this man? Who will respond to his ad? Why the Ozark Trading Post? What should the title of this entry be? Let the analysis begin.