Dear fax spammer, you don't seem bright.
Why send your fax spam overnight?
Cause everyone knows,
In the trash can it goes.
If it's there in the tray
When I come in today,
I'll discard "Free Vacation! Five Nights!"
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Sorry, try #2:
Dear Faxer, the number, please check
You called our voice line, oh heck!
You're calling again
My ear is in pain
You make me a nervous wreck!
FAXER!!!!!!!!!!
I'm feeling guilty. I rhymed "overnight" with "five nights." That was a cop-out.
Ok, I wanna play too! But I need some directions...
First two lines rhyme, third and fourth rhyme, and then fifth rhymes with the first two? Is there some kind of meter I have to follow?
I think the official form is five lines:
A
A
B
B
A
I added a second couplet in the middle in mine:
A
A
B
B
C
C
A
Analyst, worry not about rhyme
You can't be perfect every time
Just pull out your pen
and try it again
Perhaps you'll find something sublime!
* * * * * * *
This morning my brain feels quite wooly
As if beat up by an overnight bully
Sorry, coffee won’t do
(That magical brew)
I’m afraid I cannot function fully
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